Fantasy football is about to begin. I belong to a couple of leagues with a basic rule for team names: They must be named after a town or city in Kansas. You may pick whatever mascot you want.
The goal, of course, is to be as clever as you possibly can.
So, naturally, Christina and I set forth to come up with the best list of names we could.
The Potter Muggles (mine)
The Winchester Rifles
The Cuba Libres
The Reading Rainbows
The Assaria Assassins
The Axtell Clinics (our doctor works at Axtell Clinic in Newton)
The Dexter Laboratory
The Enterprise Rent-A-Cars (Christina's team name)
The Gypsum Gypsies
The Long Island Iced Teas
The Montezuma Revenge
The Mission Impossibles
The Perry Platypus
The Protection Detail
The Speed Racers
Our foes will quake before the might of our witty titles.
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